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You think that the next number after eight is one.
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You told that beautiful young lady "No, wait, I'm dancing that night."
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You only go home to sleep, do laundry and to repack your dance bag.
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You spend every long weekend at Lindy camps, workshops or competitions.
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You frequently show up at work with a limp and/or bruises.
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You no longer buy clothes you can't dance in.
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You take the mirrors off your ceiling and put them on the walls.
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You drink eight glasses of water a night, and only need to use the restroom for hand washing.
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You suffer some other major bodily harm and still want to dance.
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The local bands know which songs to save for your arrival.
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Visiting bands know which songs to save for your arrival.
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You bring your own CD's when you go to a social event "just in case."
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You go to a wedding or company Christmas party and everyone stops dancing to watch you.
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An 11 (look wise) on a scale of one to ten asks you to dance and you turn them down because they have no rhythm.
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Like every other student, you stagger home after a night out - yet you've had nothing to drink.
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You order drinks just to keep the club in business, but leave them sitting on the table while you dance instead of drinking them.
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You know what "real men let go on five " means.
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Your heart beats to this rhythm : Thump, thump, thump-de-dump, thump, thump, thump-de-dump.
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You carry luggage to social events but aren't planning a trip.
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You eat your main meal of the day at one in the morning.
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Your newest line is "Hey, are those Bleyers?" and you really do want to talk about shoes.